our favorite quotes

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. - Franklin Jones

Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on? - Phoebe Bastable in "Cocktail Time" by PG Wodehouse

I mean to say, when your uncle the Duke begins to feel the strain a bit and you find him in the blue drawing-room sticking straws in his hair, old Glossop is the first person you send for. He toddles round, gives the patient the once-over, talks about over-excited nervous systems, and recommends complete rest and seclusion and all that sort of thing. Practically every posh family in the country has called him in at one time or another, and I suppose that being in that position - I mean, constantly having to sit on people's heads while their nearest and dearest 'phone to the asylum to send round the wagon - does tend to make a chappie take what you might call a warped view of humanity. - Bertie Wooster in "Sir Roderick Comes to Lunch" by PG Wodehouse