kristina's boudoir

My 5 Latest Accomplishments
(as of 08/20/08):

1. Extracted 27 straws from the wig of a distressed politician (unnamed for obvious legal reasons).*
2. Aided in the circulation of a picture of a bunny with a pancake on his head.
3. Spent 14 hours whipping egg whites by hand and then another six whipping them with an electric drill.
4. Founded a silent slide whistle marching band in Lincoln County.
5. Adopted 6 four-armed purple cabbage plants.

*For further explanation as to the condition this poor soul was in, refer to our Favorite Quotes page.